{"product_id":"youll-float-too-mens-atomyk-short-sleeve-tee-1","title":"You'll Float Too Mens ATOMYK Short Sleeve Tee","description":"This relaxed garment-dyed tee brings a bold, slightly eerie vibe to everyday wear. Heavyweight ring-spun cotton gives it a lived-in softness and structure, while the post-dye finish creates subtle color depth and a vintage-handed look. The front features a high-contrast red graphic with an unsettling smile and the phrase “YOU’LL FLOAT TOO,” offering a tongue-in-cheek nod to cult-horror aesthetics. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans for nights out, haunted-house runs, or casual meetups with friends who appreciate dark humor and retro poster art.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWearers will feel like they’ve stepped into an old horror flyer—comfortable, a little rebellious, and ready for conversation. The relaxed fit and heavyweight fabric make it a dependable choice for crisp evenings, conventions, or movie nights where comfort matters but the statement matters more. The garment-dyed finish softens over time, so the shirt ages with you, gaining personality after every wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for folks who collect cult visuals, vintage-style horror art lovers, and anyone who likes clothing with attitude. Pair with worn denim, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a bomber for a look that reads both nostalgic and deliberately offbeat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit — substantial yet comfortable\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54099630915894,"sku":"16893315593242238365","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54099630948662,"sku":"23732749302588536918","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54099630981430,"sku":"24963468011950135555","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54099631014198,"sku":"33645652064289376360","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54099631046966,"sku":"18050764077402545831","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/9559\/4806\/files\/17152934881660450134_2048.jpg?v=1780800055","url":"https:\/\/atomykwunderland.com\/products\/youll-float-too-mens-atomyk-short-sleeve-tee-1","provider":"Atomyk Wunderland","version":"1.0","type":"link"}